The Stanley Parable, a game about choice and massive sarcasm.
On one of my playthroughs of the Stanley Parable, the phone on Employee 434’s desk was ringing, so I picked it up and this lady asked if I wanted to confirm a shipment for like, 1,327 boxes. Just boxes. Empty boxes.
So obviously I confirmed, and on my next run-
the baby is half black. but it literally ended up half black
IF YOUR BOYFRIEND MAKES JOKES ABOUT YOUR BODY, WEIGHT, EATING DISORDER, RECOVERY, ETC, MAKE A JOKE ABOUT HOW HE’S SINGLE AND THEN WALK OUT THE DOOR BECAUSE THAT IS SOME FUCKEN BULLSHIT AND YOU ARE A BAD BITCH WHO DESERVES BETTER OK OK
One more month.
If you flush the toilet wit ya hands in public restrooms your parents didn’t raise you right
sometimes i forget they were just children
#this entire thing right here is why this series is horrific on so many levels #they sent CHILDREN to do this job #and the children in question DID the job #they murdered hundreds of thousands without understanding what it meant #and now they’re grown and terrified and torn with guilt and fear and anger #and still trying to finish the job because what else is left for them? #your favourite series could never
(tags via commandereivlys)
that tag im crying
waiting for your order like
real footage of ur amazon order being processed
I have 4 personalities:
1. When I’m alone
2. When I’m around friends
3. When I’m around my parents
4. When I’m around someone I like
5. When I’m around someone I dislike
6. When I’m around someone who pissed me off
7. When I’m at work
8. When I’m around DIFFERENT GROUPS of friends
9. When I’m eating.
10. When I’m signing in the shower.
11. When I’m on my computer
12. When I’m with my siblings
13. When I get away with murder
mom: “who ate the last string cheese?!”